29. maj 2004 - 03:04Der er
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keder mig bravt, så opretter lige et topic
:) fik lige en type velkendt mail idag
Dear,
I am Dan Kokou from Ivory Coast. I am the only son being that I lost my parents on setpetmber 2003. My father was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death .
my dear parent was killed on setpetmber by the unknow rebels following the political uprising crisis in my country cote d'Ivorie. Before his death he had a foreign account here in Côte d'Ivoire up to the tune of $10(ten)Million which he told the bank was for the importation of cocoa processing machine.
I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary because here is nomore saferty for me. I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.
This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me,indicate your interest in replying soonest or you call me immediately.
Thanks and best regards .
Dan Kokou.
hehe, er i friske på at brainstorme lidt og optage kontakten med ham...hehe kunne være ret griner *s*
1) Han er den eneste søn der er tilbage fordi hans forældre er døde? - Ergo er hans forældre hans søskende? 2) Han havde en udenlandsk konto i hans eget land? - Eh? 3) En kakao mølle til 60 millioner kroner? 4) Gad vide hvad han fik i Engelsk retstavning og grammatik?
Nigerian scam mails bliver dårlige og dårligere :)
også min første tanke....en del af dem kan faktisk være overbevisende på overfladen...den her er yderst ringe *ss* blev specielt rørt af han bare skrev Dear (skriv selv dit navn her) :D :D
hvis i har nogle sjove ideer til at lave lidt fis med dem....så del dem med mig så kan vi følge udviklingen af det her *ss*
Her er en af de bedst kendte og længst florerende om Nigeria-breve. (Så I ikke udsendelserne i TV for nogle måneder siden om disse breve - og Nigeria-bander?) http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
De er sgu meget griner de breve. Fik selv et stort set enslydende brev for omkring 14 dage siden, fra en Steve Dikko hvis far også lige var død. Han skulle så have hjælp til at få faderens formue ud af landet. Kunne ikke lade være med at tage lidt pis på ham, så jeg startede med at spille dum og interesseret. Det resulterede i at jeg fik udleveret hans advokats telefonnummer og e-mail adresse, som jeg så skulle kontakte. Jeg skrev tilbage til ham, at jeg havde forsøgt at ringe til advokaten, og at jeg kun fik fat i en slibrig pornolinie. Spurgte ham om han tog pis på mig, og han forsikrede mig om at det gjorde han ikke, og jeg kunne sagtens se han faders dødsattest, og at jeg nok skulle få 40% af formuen og fanden og hans pumpestok. Derefter ventede jeg et par dage hvor, hvor han dagligt rykkede for svar, og sendte derefter al information til IT-politiet og skrev et brev til fusentasten om, at hans type scam var velkendt i denne del af verden og at sagen var overdraget til politiet. Siden da har jeg ikke hørt fra ham :-)
De er sjove at tage pis på - men husk for guds skyld ikke at udlevere nogle personlige oplysninger overhovedet.
Her er et par gutter, som tager seriøst pis på nigerianerbanderne: http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com Ikke det mest flatterende sitenavn. Indholdet er dog aldeles underholdende.
I have recieved your mail however im not sure how I can assist you in your problem at hand. Are there currently rebels at the ivory coast I wasent aware of that, it sounds terrible, and my condolences to your loss.
I must say I find your fate in people uplifting and honorably. I live in Denmark and its quite easy to handle currency and investments here.
I happens to be a salesman myself, and might have some personal connections which you can use for investments. However if I should agree to help you, which kind of compensation will you offer me?
tror vores lille ser $$ i øjnene svaret kom ihvertfald hurtigt *s*
Dear Michal,
I thank you for your response in accptance to help me in moving this money to your safe bank account. Please I will like to know more about you. Are you married, how old are you?
As I told you in my first letter, this money is in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire. The bank is waiting for me to bring the foreign banka account details where they will move this money.
When I receive your bank account, I will submit it to the bank for them to move the money. I will come over to your country when the money is confirmed in your safe bank account.
When the money arrives your account, I intend to give you 20% of the total money. We will set aside 2% of the total money to take care of every expenses that may be incured during the transfer and during the investment.
I also intend to continue my education when I arrive. When I arrive, we shall discuss how much that will be set aside for this purpose and you will assist me to invest the balance in any vital business venture that you will advise me.
I need to have your telephone number so that I will be able to speak with you better and give you more details.
I thank you again for your concern and hope to meet with you very soon.
så skal vi bare have kogt et nyt svar op ..... nogen der har lyst til at komme med nogle sjove ideer *s* hehe, tænkte på at oprette en seperat/uafhængig bank konto og gå et lille skridt videre *s*
Genial tråd :D Og fedt efternavn du har fundet på :D Du skal næsten have ham til at bruge det. Skrive at du gerne vil tiltales Hr. Kødpølse :D
Fortæl at du er gift og har 2 børn (det skal jo virke lidt realistisk), og sig så noget med at du gerne vil vide mere om ham inden du smider penge efter ham. Spørg evt. til hvad det der Cocoa firma hed osv..
Du kan også fortælle om nogle firmaer han kan investere i. :D
har nu grublet lidt over et svar til vores lille dumme ven og her er hvad jeg fandt frem til :o) tak for input maze *S*
Dear Mr. Kokou
First I would like to thank you for your fast reply, although I might not be able to respond immediately at the since its the holidays here in Denmark, and I have quite a bit of a workload at the moment.
Well this isnt a personal add, but I can give some details. I am 27 years, I have 2 children.....a boy and a girl. ( Kasper Kødpølse og Marie Kødpølse). Kasper is 8 and marie is 5.However they live with their mother to whom I am now divorced. I find a new love in my live, and we live together at house in the southern part of Denmark close to the German border.
I work as a freelance salesmanager in farming supplyies...ehich means I sell tractors, harvesters etc to our customers.
I find the commission of 20% (2 mio $) of the tranfer acceptably, although I sence a bit risk in undertaking this task. I will establise an account just for this purpose and arrange for a new celluar phone I can use. I will nor give you my homenumber since I live with my girlfriend.
On the investment side I have a few good tips in mind, I am myself a shareholder in a few minor companies, but with the money you bring in we can really make some decent investments. I will try to explore our options in the coming days.
You mentioned you would like to continue your education here in Denmark, what have you been studying? I will be able to accomendate housing for you, for your first period here, but have you had any thoughts on how we should attain national citizenship and/or asylum for you?
It sounded like your parents cocoa company was quite succesfull, what was it called and can you tell me a little about it?
Friendly regards
Mr. Michal kødpølse
ps: I mean no offense, but I would prefer you called me by my last name, its a custom here in Denmark as a sign of mutual respect.
May this mail find you well. How are you today i hope all is well with you. I thank you very much for your concern towards my predicament. please i understand your content very well. So what i want you to do now is to contact the bank for the transfer of this money into your account in your country and i beleive as soon as this money is been transferred into your account i will come over there for us to be one family which God have made it to me to know the kind of person your are that your are every good person that can handle this money very well.
uncle this morney i went to the bank morning to the the contact of the bank i told the remimtance director Mr Patrick Mestrallet that your my late father business partneer in denmark and i want you to tell him this same thing and he are sure me that as soon as you contact him with your bank particulers that he will transfer the money immediately. Please try to contact him today so that he can transfer the money to your country. Then as soon as he transfer the money you will withdraw some money and send it to me here so that i can get my visa and together with my flaying ticket to come over to your country for the investment of this money in any of your choice.
uncle this is the contact of the remittance director below
Mr Patrick Mestrallet Director of Credit/Remittance Bank of Africa, Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire Tel: +22507330623 email: patrick_boa@ureach.com
uncle as soon as you contact the bank you get back to me so that i can forward you all the details of this transaction.
God bless you while i wait for your response to my mail.
han fatter da hat....gider ikke svare på mine nysgerrige spørgsmål og hvorfor kalder han mig onkel nu *GGGGG* nåmen har da fået ham til at kalde mig kødpølse *s*
Jo jo jeg følger med :-) Det er top underholdning det her. Har bare ikke lige nogle idéer.
Måske kunne du skrive noget med at du har fået lidt kolde fødder. Noget med at der er dødsstraf i dit hjemland, hvis man laver ulovlige pengetransaktioner, og derfor vil du have en større procent-del af rovet. Og hvis han så tilbyder dig en større procentdel, så kræv mere.
beklager gutter og gutinder...men har prøvet at skrive til mail adressen nogle gange de sidste uger men det lader til den er lukket så ikke mere sjov...ØV *s* så lukker lige tråden...ævs men takker for et lille smil *s*
Jeg har lige fået et nyt tilbud. Alfred Kodjo beder mig hjælpe ham og hans søster, med at udføre 11 millioner dollars fra "Accra Ghana and Lome-Togo" - hvor det så end er henne. For det vil jeg modtage 20% af de 11 mill.
Jeg har skrevet til ham, at jeg skal have 40% OG hans søster.
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