windows jokes med linux

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ikket et link men skulle skrived her

Hvor doven har man lov til at være.

irellevant, men dejlig: http://totl.net/Eunuch/index.html

The sticker on the side of the box said "Supported Platforms: Windows 95, Windows NT 4.0, or better", so clearly Linux was a supported platform.

Linux: Why use windows, if there is a door?

Linus Torvalds, Bill Gates and a boyscout are all on an airplane together. They're all doing their things when all of a sudden the plane starts shaking terribly. Everyone is thrown out of their seats free peanuts are spilled all over and the pilot runs out of the cockpit. The pilot looks around, sees three parachutes, grab one of the chutes and jumps out of the plane. Bill Gates immedietly jumps up grabs a pack and says, "I'm the smartest man in the world so I have to survive," and he jumps out of the plane. Linus gets up, says to the boyscout, "I've already made a great contribution to this world, so I want you to take the last chute..." the boyscout interupts, "Don't worry Mr. Torvalds, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my backpack."

dem herunder har intet men Linux at gøre:

The president of Lotus walks into an elevator with a gun in his hand. In the elevator are: Sadam Hussein, Timmothy McVeigh, and Bill Gates, but there are only two bullets in the gun! Who does he shoot???
Gates, twice to be sure.

Hiroshima 45
Tschernobyl 86
Windows 95
nuff said.

Der er utroligt langt imellem den slags jokes. Jeg fandt ikke en eneste af de sædvanlige kilomererlange lister med shorties.

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If an OS Ran an Airline

UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about WHAT kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on ...

Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off.

After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.

When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

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spørgsmål:    Hvorfor har windows en 'start' knap, men ikke nogen stop knap?

svar:          Det klarer den selv.

mvh JakobA